CC & The Creekboys: Music

We're Watching Home & Garden { Live }

It's good to have humor in a marriage along with trust. My wife has great confidence that I'm good at tasks around home. After watching a segment on TV of someone building a nice shiny symmetrical table, she said I could do the same. I said "I've never watched a football game and expect you to go out back and kick field goals". This is a live track with all the noise and laughter of the room.

Don't you touch that channel
She said I'm watching my show
They're planting wild flowers
The kind that we need to grow
And later on tonight
There's a segment on hardwood floors
Country style kitchens
They're making a table out of a door

I said what about the game
The Lions and the Vikes
I've already invited Bill, Chuck, and Mike
She said I'm sorry mister it's not going to happen tonight
We're watching home and garden

I've got satellite TV
There's cable in all my rooms
The only things I get to watch
Are the things she says I need to do
I'm learning all about pottery
Wallpaper reseeding my lawn
Last week we took an old refridgerator
and turned it into a goldfish pond

I said what about CSI
ESPN
I was hoping to have the tube sometime after ten
She said the tivo's programed where have you been
We're watching home and garden

There was a couple who took
a Carribien cruise
While they were gone
Their house was replaced/removed
The neighbors were in on it
The mother in-law
When the husband came home
He developed lock jaw

I'm scared to go to work
What can happen in eight hours
I'm having nightmares Doc
Bob Villa is in my shower
But it's not all been to bad
Look how well I can weave a basket
If you don't mind me saying
This room could use a little less foam and plastic

Then the wife comes in
She says how have you been
I've got a great idea how to remodel our den
We'll turn it into a sports bar
You can invite all your friends
And right in the middle of the room
Is a Great Big Screen Plasma TV
We're watching home and garden